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  1. Warlock

    Rules for the Non-Military

    Here is one for all of us Vets: Rules for the Non-Military Make sure you read # 5 & # 13 *Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the Military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:* 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces, collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old - Now, it will only make you look stupid and Get your ass kicked. 5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a Pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt). 6.If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', Inform them of their mistake and kick their ass. 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your d@mn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking. 8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a Veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC Regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get Your ass kicked. 9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could - kick your ass! 10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And s top asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those d@mn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass! 11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines),* 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked. 12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would - get it's ass kicked..' *'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the Freedom of the press.' 'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.' 'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.' 'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the Protester to burn the flag.' *AND ONE MORE: 13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the National anthem in Spanish KICK THEIR ASS. ONE LAST THING: If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked!!!! I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked.
  2. Warlock

    Doctors vs. Gun owners

    Doctors vs. Gun owners Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. ( Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. © Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. Now think about this: Gun owners (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million) ( The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. © The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188. Statistics courtesy of FBI So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do..' FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
  3. Saturday April 11th, Cordova Flying Saucer 7 p.m. Party with the Warlock. {birthday is the 7th, but since it's not a weekend...} No gifts just comradship!
  4. JOB HUNTING! That and keeping busy. I started a Military and Prison outreach for my church as part of my Ministerial training. My wife and I have sponsered a group at one facility and are starting another one at a different facility. I have three Soldiers and one Marine that I am corresponding with at the present time. I have 2 perspective jobs. One is with a major corporation and the other is with the Federal Government. Obviously I would love the Fed job as the pay and benefits are truly great. But I am happy to get a job doing anything. My birthday is coming soon and the Inmates at HCCF are planning to throw me a party. I kinda overheard them talking it over with my wife. {being able to here anything in my near deaf state is amazing in itself} I will act properly surprised. I am greatful to be able to be of some service. I am getting alot of flak from my church and some of my friends. I have very tough feelings about prison and those that are incarcerated. Some truly are trying to reform. It's the repeat offenders of exceedingly heinous crimes I have an issue with. I do not want to know what these guys ahve done, as I do not want to predudice myself against them. We have been going to HCCF since the first of Jan. and are trying to get clearance for SCCF. It's a long, slow process. I have noticed alot of change in these guys. We have had people from all over the U.S. and Canada donate pagan/heathen books to them and we are greatful for them. It is a wonderous felling to be in circle with thes guys. Everything goes so smoothly. Well, it is 0247 as I write this and I am very tired. Brightes of Blessings to all! Warlock. p.s. Hey Needlepimp, if I get my federal job, I am going to commision a new kilt. I'll keep you up to date.
  5. Some 'dirt bag' in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state wide manhunt ensued. The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. SWAT team officers fired and hit the guy 68 times. Now here's the kicker: Naturally, the media asked why they shot him 68 times. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel: 'That's all the bullets we had !!' (Talk about an all-time classic answer !!!)
  6. Warlock

    A Final Farewell.

    I am going to leave the forums for a while. Things are realy bad here. All hope may soon be lost. Absolutly nothing is going right and I may very soon be out of a house and a marriage. I will speak with Dirk and see if he will list my kilts for sale. They will be cah only, prices firm, no haggeling. Sorry. I won't have to sell them right away, but I know that it will come all to soon. I really do not have much else of value. I have been unable to sell the powder horns and other reenactment items and have thrown them away. I have a lot of junk to unload quickly. There is a lot of work to do around the house, and since I am unemployed, I will have to do it. I will also list whatever kilt related items I may have. It has been a real pleasure being able to take part in these forums, but now that luxury is at last being taken from me. I hope the very best for everyone here. Good luck and may you all be blessed. Farewell, my friends! p.s. There is no need to respond to this post or any pm's as I won't be able to respond.
  7. Warlock

    Can a Brother get a little help?

    The 3 rd degree is size 8, the white gold is size 7 and the 14th degree is size 11 1/2
  8. Warlock

    Can a Brother get a little help?

    Man I hate to get rid of them but I have no choice.
  9. Warlock

    Can a Brother get a little help?

    Also have a short pirate sword. Totally forgot to post pics Sorry!
  10. OK, everyone knows that I have been outta work for 7 mos. now. Things are getting desperate. I have someone looking to buy my guns, but still need money. So I have a 3rd Degree Master Masons Apron for sale, orig. price $200.00. A 3rd Degree ring 10k gold, a 14th Degree ring 10k gold,orig. price $115.00, a 14k white gold wedding band, orig. $200.00, and a Masonic kilt pin, price was 30 pounds. No reasonable offer refused. Need money quickly. Anyone want a good deal?
  11. Hey guys, be sure to let me know when the meet ups are, I am leaving the forum, See ya'll!
  12. I see that no one can post anything about the prez on this forum. Indeed censorship has come to BOTK. Just like xmarks, it's time for me to depart. farewell all.