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Pirates Or Ninjas

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It is a question that seers, philosophers, scientists, computer nerds, and average joes have asked for years. Which is better; Pirates or Ninjas?

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I was going to say ninjas, but I've never seen one :)

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Ninjas. Without a doubt.

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"Everything is better with pirates." (Dorkness Rising)

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Ninja: Disciplined, silent, stealthy, and deadly

Pirate: Freespirited, rowdy, swaggering, and just as deadly

Hmmmm......

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May I remind you that "pirates" is an anagram for "parties"

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Awesome Ninja video. A little cursing in it.

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I think I'll need clarification on the original question before I give an answer, because the word "better" is a comparative term... so better at what? If we're saying better for assassination, then I have to go with the ninjas. If we're talking better for partying, then it's definitely the pirates for me. I think that's why the philosophers, scientists, computer nerds, and average joes haven't been able to come up with a definitive answer.

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Pirates, hands down.

Ninjas-

tea, silk pajamas, endless training, no guns...

Pirates-

rum & beer, anything you want to wear, loot-pillage-plunder-party, guns-cannons-more guns-swords, AND GIRLS!

Plus, pirates are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen people.

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It has to be pirates because a ninja would never wear a kilt....

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Ah, but ninjas cover their faces so you cant ID them but they can still see you. Pirates cover their eyes, which is pretty dumb really. Also, ninjas never have to wash the parrot droppings out of their gi...

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Also, ninjas never have to wash the parrot droppings out of their gi...

True, but in a tight situation a parrot is a tasty (if small) meal! (+1 to pirates)

Besides, chicks dig a man with a pet. It's worth a bit of washing up. (+1 to pirates)

AND ninjas don't have pets that can be taught to curse (+1 to pirates)

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Let's ask the experts who is cooler shall we?

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VIKINGS!!

viking-1-2.jpg

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And we have a winner :lol:

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How about a ninja-pirate?

Sushi & rum, on the high seas!

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Are we talking "Hacking" or the a reasonable interpretation of the genre?

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VIKINGS!!

viking-1-2.jpg

What he said

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