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  1. Not interested in this forum its rubbish. Do not bother me any more.

  2. I make them just like my venison pies but they are smaller and handier to eat on the move lol. I used to always make a few & pack them in my tweed jacket pockets for later. Now I tend to get pestered by relatives when I make them and end up doing about 25 at a time. Almost becoming a bit to much effort IMO.
  3. Venison Pasties (home made) at the beach with the wife. Slightly ruined by 2 whining labradors begging for leftover (despite having their own lunch before we walked out the house 10 minutes earlier.
  4. As long as some do not get carried away posting crap to boost numbers or multi posts etc. That would drive me nuts. Some of us may view a lot but post rarely. I like quality over quantity and will remain dedicated to this.
  5. Bruno

    Losing My Hair

    Men DO NOT lose hair when they get older they simply can no longer resist gravity. That is why the hair is pushed down from their heads and pops out their nose and ears so much. It is simply relocated. For some reason my body feels I need a thick pelt on my chest back and ears. Is this a sign of a coming ice age? maybe.
  6. Great I have a pal who had his look like a mess on pics but ok in real life.
  7. You never mentioned Sturgeon she looks like a bloke in bad drag lol. I have it in for him since his desire to have his name in the history books may well destroy my country...that seems a good reason IMO. I am sure you would feel the same given the fact he is useless and a liar if it was your country at risk due to a stupid fat gits ambitions.
  8. Trouble with Alex Salmond is he is so fat you can not see his lips move. It might just be the blubber quivering after all.
  9. I was in a traditional Irish National 16 oz kilt with a green and brown Harris tweed jacket with a pecan brown waistcoat. The hat was a pecan brown Fedora with black hat band with blue and green parrot feathers (my bird jack sheds them a lot so I wear them lol) Sadly I need a big hat as even with factor 50 screen and in Scotland, I burn in minutes. To many Scandinavians in the line lol. I even burn through light jackets and in light hats (how sad am I )
  10. You made me laugh. ER I do live in Scotland Thanks
  11. Not a win in my book its a loss of dignity as a company makes fools of its customers from where I am sitting. I have a sense of humour but do not like companies who take the pizzle out of their customers. There is a vast difference. One is not approving of a lack of respect the other is having a laugh.
  12. Great job compared to old one. The skull appears to show through a lot on the picture is it better in real life sometimes pictures do not show a 'true' picture so to speak.
  13. I was never impressed with companies trying to make fools of their customers on 1st of April. Making someone look stupid, is childish be it on the play ground or online. I missed your ads but thankfully you alerted me to your companies treatment of its customers, so I am warned. Again thanks for the heads up.
  14. I hope you tell them to get lost and smoke a bigger cigar to wind them up We pipe and cigar fans need to set a example lol
  15. Actually I am a fine cook and would not consider anything from a Can as being edible. That stuff can sit in a can for years. Often a microscopic leak will lead to food poisoning and you would not even know the food was spoiled. I honestly don't know how you can take your life in your hands eating stuff like that. As for 3rd place in a competition well anything less than 1st place is still a loser IMO.
  16. As a fellow fan of pipes and cigars I well know what its like when you light up. One time I was lighting a nice Cuban in a smoking shelter and some biatch made a point of coming over flapping her arms and moaning about being poisoned . I of course blew the smoke in her face. She went green, gotta love morons like that
  17. Welcome from the Outer Hebrides.
  18. Yes I agree. I just thought it was funny that one of us is as bad as the crowd. It got me wondering if all the complaints on here about getting hassle, may not be so straight forward as they first appears. Maybe some kilties deserve a mouth full like the one I met.
  19. I am used to the idea of Kilties being abused for their attire today I was on the receiving end from a KILTED guy. I had a rant off some guy who objected to my choice of head wear as being non traditional. I told him to stick it up his sporran and gave him a mouth full. He scurried off like the fool he was and I enjoyed my day in the sun My point is you would think a fellow kiltie would know better, than having a go over others appearance, given the level of criticism many receive by jackasses in the world. I was more disappointed than anything. Are we as bad as the morons we moan about in general or what. Do you go round calling others. Give a hoodie a hard time? gob off at kids with their undies showing? It had never occurred to me that maybe some of us are A holes and deserve what they get like today's tartan tosser. Opinions!
  20. Canned Haggis. No wonder I would not give that crap to my dogs. I am surprised you did not end up in hospital, what were you thinking. What next canned Scotch??
  21. I agree that its nice to respect others. That's why I am glad you respect my carnivore rights I have as you will note simply stated my religious views at the expense of no one here.
  22. I love good friday its my annual meataphon. I had 3 steaks last year (breakfast, lunch and dinner) and plan on beating the record this year. The wife is Catholic and it drives her nuts lol. I love this season, almost as much as the pagan festival on 25th December.
  23. PC was ok at one stage when the PC brigade addressed important stuff. You know in the 60's civil rights etc. The trouble is like most concepts,it became redundant to a large degree, due to its own success. However the beast has to fight something or die . Que the pointless ever more ridiculous crusades that will only become ever worse, as they become more desperate to self perpetuate the PC beast. We will only see worse in years to come.
  24. I am used to Hell freezing over conditions (I live in the Outer Hebrides lol) I am glad you are warming to my position on Scotland staying in the Union. However I see little chance on you agreeing that our first minister is a big fat useless windbag. Who lies like a pig in ****e lol.
  25. After the years with baby drool, chuck up and worse smeared all over me, a bit of glitter was least of my worries lol