Slartibartfast

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  1. You are looking very good indeed.
  2. Congratulation on that weight loss. That is quite a feat.
  3. No surprises. You are always so well turned out.
  4. Business casual means taking my jacket off.
  5. This is a nice idea, but how does one monetize the wearing of a kilt?
  6. Greetings and welcome to the forum
  7. Very interesting. When I was in process of being diagnosed my physician prescribed that I eat a steak at least once a week. He then put me on the injections, which had a remarkable and quick effect. Later he replaced the injections with daily sublingual 250 mcg, which seem to work fine as long as I let the pastilles dissolve up and I don't chew them. The problem is absorption in the gut, not direct absorption into the bloodstream. 250mcg daily looks like an awful lot, but even sublingual absorption is relatively low, so it has to be regular.
  8. Fruit of the Loom need to go to greater efforts to produce boxers in a wider variety of tartans. I don't like the fact that when I perform public duties I have to wear the nearest approximation. They don't make an exact match for either of the two tartans that I wear regularly. If anyone ever finds cotton or linen boxers in Maple Leaf pattern, I need to know about it.
  9. I feel that I must draw Gung Haggis Fat Choi to your attention, as being directly relevent to the question. See here: http://luckypeach.com/gung-haggis-fat-choy/
  10. I would never dream of having a bath wearing any clothes. I have recently read of slips a man can wear under his kilt to prevent hard to clean skid marks on expensive wool.
  11. Sorry about the delay in posting pics. I got really busy with my business. Here is one pic I have online right now. Will post more later.
  12. This is excellent in an eccentric British sort of way. All I need is a bicycle.
  13. I paid extra attention to my nether regions while showering, because I have a kilted dinner date.
  14. Yes, further research suggests it was originally a story told by Frankie Boyle. http://www.greenockmorton.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=36237
  15. I have just posted this in the Jokes and Humour section because I did not know where else to post it, but I see this thread is appropriate. Read this Newspaper clipping: http://happyplace.someecards.com/wedding/bridal-dress-skidmark-causes-drunken-brawl-at-scottish-wedding-reception/
  16. http://happyplace.someecards.com/wedding/bridal-dress-skidmark-causes-drunken-brawl-at-scottish-wedding-reception/
  17. The more you have the less likely it is to be noticed.
  18. I like the group and I like their colours.
  19. Yes I do. They are a bit of a nuisance and I am getting tired of making holes in the dams to reduce the water level. In fact this year my footpaths round the smaller pond are flooded. Three years ago we trapped 12 of them, but they are back.
  20. How was I to know they had saved up a couple grand for me. This is my mother's influence.
  21. Thanks all. My flatulence is due to drinking Beau's Lugtread beer. Tastes great, but makes you fart like crazy. That is what was on tap last night.
  22. It appears there is reason for everything. My family are no longer for sale. It would appear that they have been having a kilt made for my birthday, behind my back and without telling me. I am now feeling bad about being petulant last night.